So I was crashed out on the sofa watching Telly, and Survivor Guatemala came on. I'm usually not a Survivor person, but since it's the finale and I was curious to see who won, and I also didn't feel up to moving my backside off the couch, I watched the program, and thought to myself:
"Slimming centres should come up with The Survivor Diet."
As there are loads of slimming products and centres and different slimming diets on the market, I think The Survivor Diet would do a roaring trade. It is by far the cheapest, and if I'm not wrong, the one with the shortest duration. Just starve for 39 days. Maybe one can chow on a few pellets of corn and water in order to make it through 39 days. Anyone would come out looking like a scarecrow. But then again, most of the contestants go into Survivor already looking like scarecrows, so maybe for those who are more inclined towards the un-scarecrowish side, they'll definitely come out looking perfectly lean and slim. Just 39 days. Slightly over a month. You don't even have to fork out much cash. One big bag of corn pellets should suffice. Let's Outfats, Outfats, and Outfats.