As the O's and A's are in progress, and the university students are having their exams around the corner, and the polytechnic students who have just started going back to school, I think this entry is a much needed stress-reliever (hopefully).
Ways To Cope With Stress
1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
7. Put your clothes on backwards and go to school/work as if nothing is wrong.
8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
14. Pay your electric bill in coins.
15. Drive to work in reverse.
16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
17. Polish your car with earwax.
18. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
19. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
20. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
21. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
22. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
23. Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
24. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
25. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
26. Read the dictionary backwards and look for sublimal messages.
27. Do your assignments in binary code.