Ok, I admit I was bored when I randomly typed website addresses into the address bar, just to see what I would find. For instance, I typed www.onlinegames.com, and I was pleasantly rewarded with online games (hence the name) to pass my time. But it kindda got lame after awhile. So I typed www.farts.com (OK, I didn't know why that word came to mind, but it did) and I was surprised to find a whole website devoted to...farts. There was even a discussion forum, which I checked out because I couldn't believe that there were people serious about discussing farts. But there actually was a WHOLE community who dedicated their lives to talking about farts and everything fart-related. Here's an exerpt:
"When you were in the shoe shop, you could have walked around, letting the fart out in short bursts in time with each step; and then you could have said that you were wearing squeaky shoes."
There were like a thousand and one different topics relating to farts.
1. Farting on the PA
2. Fake farts and poop piles at work
3. Wal-Mart farts
4. Hard boiled egg farts
5. Have you ever heard farts from the opposite sex? (can you believe this?!)
6. Hand farts
7. Snoring that sounds like farts
8. What do your farts smell like??? (this beats everything hands down)
9. Dog farts
10. Fart records (there are actually records for farting!!!)
And these are all just the tip of the iceberg. I didn't want to scroll all 51 pages of topics. 51!!! Can you imagine that?! And there were 50 topics per page. Imagine the immense amount of discussions one can take part in. Go check out the website if you're bored out of your mind. Or if you ever need a laugh.
I checked out the "What do your farts smell like?" forum, and I couldn't help cracking up over some of the posted entries. Here are a few which I found hilarious:
"Mines smell like rotten eggs!!!!And that smell is good!"
"I usually have a variety of scents. But always putrid!"
"a mixture of shit and rotten cabbage.Although there are times when my farts smell like rotten eggs."
"For some reason, after I get out of class I fart huge ones. I think it's becasue I'm nervous in class. School always makes me kind of nervous. And so when I leave class and get into my car to drive home, here they come. And sometimes as I'm walking through the parking lot they start, plip, plip, plip as I walk, on each step plip, plip, plip. Nervous farts.LOL! They smell like cheese."
"So do mechanics fart while they are working on cars? LOL! I used to wonder if my sexy mechanic where I used to take my car farts too. His farts are probably sexy farts. I wonder do mechanics farts around each other a lot and just laugh. I bet they do...from the looks of their bathrooms."
Sexy farts??!! What is this world coming to?? But you gotta admit, reading some of the entries WERE pretty hilarious. Or maybe I'm just too stressed out of my mind. Oh oh!! Here's some from the "I wanna fart more" forum:
"Someone help me. I don't fart enough."
"If you just want to fart a little bit for yourself just swallow a cuple of burps. First it will be hard to produce anything with it or even swallow but as you keep prcticeing... Like me. It took me whole 2 weeks to learn the burp farts right. Now i fart like mad!"
Haha. Man! The things people do. That's what makes this world such an interesting place. At least there's no cause for anyone to die of boredom.