As much as I like being tanned, I hate the consequences that come along with it. And I'm not even talking about wrinkly skin and skin cancer in the long run. Those can wait. I think I have the genetic makeup of a snake. Every single time I tan, 2 days later would see major peelage (OK, that's not even a word). Like a snake which sheds its skin, I peel, badly. It's not just minuscule flakes of skin. I'm talking about pieces of skin big enough to write essays on, or to create another Tracy. Well, OK..maybe Mini Me. Although armed with an entire arsenal of moisturizers, aloe vera creams, after sun spray etc., I still peel. It's disgusting, but I bet I leave little pieces of my DNA everywhere I go. I would be so busted if ever I was a criminal. The police would track me down in a flash.