The Monkey Song One Monday morning, I got up late I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do My office was run by ze studio nurse I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do I ran outside to get a stick Nurse: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do I went to me bath for a shower and shave I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do Well by zis time I was feeling dread I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do We're not monkeys, we're just cuckooYou know how sometimes when you feel all messed up inside..oh wait, rephrase that..You know how sometimes when you're feeling morose and down, and when you have so much on your mind that it renders you incapable of coherent thought, and then you suddenly stumble upon something so whacked that it doesn't even make sense but you still find it the funniest thing on the planet, and after a good hearty laugh, you realise that you feel so much better? Well, I've found that something to tide me through, and I hope it will help some people out there feel better about their lives.
And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate
Ze guard tried to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amok
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance
They put buggies in my underpants
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Monkeys dance day and night and stew
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace
Yako: For a nickel, I'll give you a clue
Dot: I didn't know your eyes were blue
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
The monkeys gonna put me into my grave
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head
I asked them to leave but they stayed around
Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do