1. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily
2. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later
3. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
4. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley
5. Spots on the Wall by Hugh Flung Poo
6. The Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover
7. The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic
8. My Life with Igor by Frank N. Stein
9. I Was Prepared by Justin Case
10. Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken
11. Small Treasures in the Toilet Bowl by I.P. Nickels
12. Practical proctology by Bea Hind
13. The future of robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droid
14. Smelly Stuff by Anita Bath
15. What Happens When You Light A Fart by Hugh Gexplo Zhun
16. Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
17. I Must Go Again by D. I. Aria
18. Interesting Places Around The World by Ben There & Don That
19. Pop Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games
20. The Sheets Are Wet by I.P. Nightly
21. The Bearded Chinaman by Harry Chin
22. Green Vegetables by Brock Ali
23. Raise Your Arms by Harry Pitt
24. Long Walk Home by Miss. D. Bus
25. Sitting on the Beach by Sandy Cheeks
26. Wheels in China by Rick Shaw
27. How To Dance by Sheik Yerbouti
28. Something Smells by I. Ben Pharting
29. I.Q. Competitions by Samar T. Pants
30. The Secret of Touching Your Toes by Ben Dover
31. The View of the Skyline by Bill Ding
32. Embarassing Missing Items by Bikin E. Bottoms
33. What Makes a Good Thief by Ian Yerhous
34. Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle
35. What to do if you're in a car accident by Rhea Ender
36. Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
37. Computer Memory by Meg A. Byte
38. All About Flowers by Chris Anthymum
39. How to be a Kamikaze Pilot by Osama Bin Laden
40. Tiger in the Bathroom by Heidi Ingthe Tub