1. Why did the student eat his exam paper?
Ans: It was a piece of cake.
2. Why didn't the student eat his exam paper?
Ans: It was too tough.
3. What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Ans: The mosquito can fly but the fly cannot mosquito.
4. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Ans: He was too chicken.
5. What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Ans: Their middle name.
6. Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
Ans: Because they taste funny.
7. What does Mozart do now that he is dead?
Ans: He decomposes.
8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Ans: Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be bagels.
9. Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Ans: They have no organs.
10. What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?
Ans: Robin, get into the car.
11. What's round and red and goes up and down?
Ans: A cranberry on an elevator.
12. Why don't anteaters get sick?
Ans: Because their full of anty-bodies.
13. How do you start a book about ducks?
Ans: With an introducktion.
14. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Ans: Park your car in it man.
15. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Ans: He was trying to find Pooh.
16. How do crazy people go through the forest?
Ans: They take the psycho path.
17. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
Ans: A nervous wreck.
18. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Ans: Because they have big fingers.
19. What do you get from a pampered cow?
Ans: Spoiled milk.
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Ans: Frostbite.