1. Glue together a model plane and pick your nose right afterward.
2. Buy one red contact lens and one blue one then go to a 3-D movie without getting the glasses.
3. Stick cherries up your nose and walk around your neighborhood.
4. Put a pair of underwear on your head and run into walls making whooshing sounds.
5. Play a video game and die a lot of times. Every time you die scream, "Ha ha! He goes SPLAT! Ha ha ha!".
6. Tie a plushie Pikachu to your car's bumper and rear-end a schoolbus.
7. Crap in you hand and shake someone's hand.
8. Pretend to be scared of everything and scream, "Ahh! Something green!" or "Ahh! Something not green" as you walk down the street.
9. Annoy someone by saying this throughout the entire conversation, "What was that?" "What?" "Nevermind, it's gone now."
10. Talk about TACOMAN at all times in your Language Arts class and make your teacher crazy!!
11. Shout random phrases at passers-by, such as "Bamboo!" or "Banana Peel!"
12. Get some extra large bubble wrap. Stomp on it to the tune of the 1812 Overture. When nearly done, announce, "Wait, I messed up." And do it again. This is to be done in a confined space with many people. Repeat until disired effect occurs or until put under physical restraint.
13. Play Megaman and when fighting a boss,just stand there and say "I don't blame you,you're just doing your job".Observe results.
14. Get a singing gig at a nightclub,and instead of singing,show up in a bright green maccrome robe, read Jane Austin in an overdone southern accent, and give a lecture on the overuse of commas.
15. Get a gameboy and stick it up your butt and give it to a friend.
16. Play megaman X and start kicking the tv screaming WHY X??!! WHY COULDN'T IT BE W OR L!?!?
17. Put your leg in an crocodile's mouth.
18. Poke someone in the back of the head, then yell SPIMONY.
19. If you clog the toilet scoop your crap with your hands and try playing baseball, basketball, tennis, football or practice throwing it on walls.
20. Next time you have to pee do it in a cup then refigerate it. Then invite a kid you hate over to your house and offer him a drink. You say it is lemonade, while you drink the real stuff and give him the pee.