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Thursday, September 02, 2004

Real Cheesy Pickup Lines

1. (with hands on shoulders) Oh! Those are shoulder blades. I thought they were wings.

2. Am I dead, Angel? Cos this must be heaven.

3. Baby, somebody better call God cos He's missing an angel.

4. Bond. James bond.

5. Man: Did it hurt?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell out of heaven.

6. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

7. How was heaven when you left it?

8. I didn't know that angels could fly so low.

9. Man: I'm sorry but were you talking to me?
Woman: No.
Man: Well then, please start.

10. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

11. Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?

12. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

13. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes.

14. Was your father an alien? Cos there's no one else like you on Earth.

15. What time do you have to be back in heaven?

16. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?

17. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

18. You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.

19. Man: Your father must be a terrorist.
Woman: What makes you think so?
Man: Cos you're da bomb.

20. Your name must be Mickey cos you're so fine.

21. Your eyes are blue like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

22. Your legs must be tired cos you've been running through my mind the whole night.

23. Do you have a bandaid? Cos I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

24. Hello. Cupid called to tell you that he wants my heart back.

25. You must be one helluva thief cos you stole my heart from right across the room.

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