Today is Fatty Day. Went with my cell to Merchant Court for high-tea and at first all of us were super excited about eating high class food but in the end we were dying man. It was hilarious. We ate until we couldn't stand up straight so 4 of us (me, Elaine, Grace and Xueyan) were walking like the Hunchbacks of Notre Dame. AND I swear there's something in the food. After that the 4 of us were just laughing like loons in the toilet over practically nothing. I bet the aunties in there thought we were crazy. They just kept staring at us and making sure they didn't come too close to us. The worse thing was, we were so full and we were laughing SO hard (Xueyan was kneeling on the toilet floor and practically kissing the sink) I almost puked man. Had to stop laughing for awhile to let the food settle before laughing again. Anyway, question:
Qn: How can you tell whether someone has been through a buffet??
Ans: They start to walk like Quasimodo and laugh hysterically over nothing.
I hate computers. Big-time. I still can't figure out how to convert a .doc file to a .pdf file. Nadia's so gonna slaughter me tmr. I wished I still lived in the pre-historic times where all we had to do was chisel a few blobs with legs on the cave walls to symbolise woolly mammoths. AND the best thing is, if I see a cute guy, all I have to do is just hammer him on the head with my club and drag him back to my cave. How simple is that? Modern technology don't make life easier for us. Instead, it just complicates life even more. I mean, the only thing I have to live with in pre-historic times is armpit hair (long and bushy too cos there ain't no shavers). How difficult is that??