Take a penny and some magic
Even though your life is tragic
You can throw in all your dreams down the well
Although everyday the pain grows
You'll ride unicorns on rainbows
If you throw all your dreams down the well
When your life comes apart at the seams
And you've given up all your dreams
Here is just the means to make those dreams come true
No more sufferin', no more sighin'
No more pain and no more cryin'
When you throw in all your dreams down the well
Hooray for my mediocre hacking skills! This Spongebob song has been playing in my head since watching the episode a few days back and I finally found it and ripped it off this website through clever *ahem* manipulation of html codes. I've always said that everything on the Internet can be yours if you only knew where to look and which code to pick out. Perhaps I really do have a little too much time on my hands, but it's a skill that would undeniably come in handy under special circumstances, or maybe just for bragging rights.
(Read by Max McLean. Provided by The Listener's Audio Bible.)