While walking to school today, this huge rat dashed across the pavement in front of me. Seriously if it had been any slower, I would have stepped on it. That was how close it was to me and if I had a weak constitution I would probably have shrieked myself stupid and then leaped onto the road in a bid to get as far away from the rodent as possible and then possibly caused a major pileup, BUT I trudged on with nary a flinch. Even I'm amazed at my own composure. It's as if fat rats ran across my path every other day.