I think I have a mildly autistic streak in me. Maybe my parents dropped me when I was a child. I'm 21 this year but I behave like an 11 year old. No, make it 9 year old. Goodness. Maybe 14 years of studying has finally drove me crazy (not that I've really studied anyway). I mean, this week alone, everyone has been calling me "Monkey". Haha. Maybe I'm just in need of serious self-entertainment that I resort to ANYTHING that will amuse me. EG:
1. Sudden spontaneous outbursts of weird noises resulting in weird stares from people around me. EG: "WOOOOBAHHH!!!"
2. High tendency to tap people on shoulders and running away. Even higher tendency to invent newer ways to tap people on shoulders without them even guessing that it's me, AKA using a stick to tap someone further away so it doesn't seem like it's me 'cos I'll be standing wayyy behind. (I just gave away all my secrets)
3. Tendency to just stand facing a wall for a period of time.
4. Tendency to march around the dining table for no apparent reason.
5. Tendency to throw small objects (EG: paper balls) across classrooms for self-amusement.
6. Tendency to smile or wave spontaneously across the classroom.
I think that's enough signs of insanity for now. But you guys gotta understand one thing, I only do those when I'm among people I know. I'm not that incurable...yet. And I better stop while I'm ahead before everyone starts classifying Tracy a mental case. OH NO!!! I'm speaking in the third person!! AAHHHH!!! *runs wild with hands in the air* Heheheh.
Anyway, hmmm...let's count the number of times I've been called "monkey" this week. It's become some sort of a regular routine.
1. I was jumping around (I think) during video shooting and Minyen was like "Tracy! Can you STOP behaving like a monkey?!"
2. SMS 'conversation' between Jaya and myself:
Jaya: Meet at bustop??
Me: Not today. Mama sending me to school.
Jaya: So good. My mama never sends me to school.
Me: Cos papa overseas so mama has the car so mama can send girl girl to school.
Jaya: Hahaha. Monkey lah you. Cya in school later!
3. Burping symphony during Tony's class:
Me: BBBUURRPP!!
Jaya: (turning around) Who's that monkey?!
4. Macritchie to Bukit Timah hike:
Me: (weird sound) PPHHHTTTBBBBTTTT!!!
Minyen: Did you hear that? The monkeys just "PPHHHTTTBBBBTTTT!!!"
Me: That was me.
Jaya: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
SEE?! I think I need to start acting like a 21 year old, or find my entertainment elsewhere. Hahaha. But then I wouldn't be Tracy. Hahahahaha. I'm crazy. A classified head case. Like I said before, I'm my own entertainment centre. WHOOPEEEDOOO!!!!