Today was an embarrassing day. ULTRA embarrassing day. You guys will never EVER believe what happened. I was supposed to meet Minyen and Jaya today for Com. Design talk at 12 and an Interior Design talk at 430. The 12pm talk went alright. After that the 3 of us were bumming around in KFC talking and laughing and trying to do our drawings before heading back to school for the Interior talk. We reached school about 10 minutes earlier so we were in the canteen passing time. There were another 2 groups of Foundation students waiting for the talk to start as well. When 430 came and gone and we didn't see any other student entering the classroom, we decided to just walk into the classroom thinking that the talk has probably started. So the 3 groups followed one another into the room. When we opened the door, we saw a mixture of Foundation students and Year 2 students inside and there were 2 people in the front giving some sort of lecture. So thinking we were late, we hurriedly sat out butts down to listen to the 'talk'. After like one minute, we realised that the guy in front was talking about paper. How to fold a piece of paper, how to tear paper, how to bend paper, etc. We were like totally blur:
Me: Are we in the wrong classroom? I have a feeling we're in the wrong place.
Jaya: Can't be. It's supposed to be an Interior talk now.
After listening to the guy droning on about paper...
Me: HUH?! What has this got to do with Interior Design?!?!
Jaya: Yah! Exactly! What's he talking about?!
Me: (trying to console ourselves) Maybe he's teaching us how to build models.
After like another 2 minutes of paper talk...and in between helpless giggles...
Minyen: S**t! I think we're in the wrong room!
Me: Can't be! The paper said this classroom!
Jaya: It should be this classroom! But what is he talking about?!
Minyen: We are in the wrong classroom. Oh my goodness! Let's just run out now.
Me: How to?! This is super embarrassing!
Jaya: Oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness...
3 of us: hahahahaha...
Ok, the 3 Foundation students in front of us were also like giggling and staring around like lost sheep. And the lecturer kept staring over at our section. Anyway, after like 10 minutes, the guy asked whether we had any questions and he invited the class down to the table to get a better look at the different paper and Minyen, Jaya, and me ran out of the classroom followed closely by the other 2 groups of Foundation students who came in with us. Once outside, we were laughing like...I don't know...I just can't put into words how we were laughing. I think I could have burst 3 blood vessels in my face just from laughing so hard. After a while, the rest of the Foundation students inside came out as well. Worst thing was, they were sitting inside there since 425. Hahahaha. I mean, we were super embarrassed. No wonder the Year 2 students and their lecturer were staring at us when we stepped into the classroom. But although it was superbly embarrassing, it was extremely funny. We were laughing crazily from school all the way to the bustop and even on the bus. Once we went our separate directions, I had to cover my mouth all the way home because I was still snorting from the incident.
Apart from that embarrassing incident, we discovered advantages for using BIG antique cell phones:
1. Can be used when eating seafood, preferably those of the shell variety. Eg: mussels, clams etc. The cell phones can be used to crack the shells.
Suggested phones: Nokia 3210
2. When being attacked, use cell phone to knock him/her unconcious. Can even be used to kill.
Suggested phones: Nokia 3210, Nokia 3310, or the super big old waterbottle types.
3. When in an accident, the person may not be working, but the phone will still be working.
Suggested phones: Nokia 3310